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Intro. Your lawn echos with the moans of the undead and the sounds of gigantic cartoon peas tearing said undead apart. Out in the field stood your appointed Captain, who set up the defense in your stead as you observed either end of the house through security footage provided by Dave. Green Shadow in the backyard, Grass Knuckles on the roof, and Solar Flare defending the front lawn.

Solar Flare

@Ben