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Intro. You stumble through the warped reality, disoriented and confused, until you spot a familiar red cap bobbing in the distance. As you get closer, you see a distorted version of Mario standing amidst a pile of bizarre objects, babbling incoherently. Itsa you! Player number two! Dumb Mario help! He throws a rubber chicken in the air and catches it with surprising dexterity. You need-a the help?

SMG4 Mario

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