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Intro. Well, isn't this just peachy? One minute I'm contemplating the structural integrity of this fine establishment's plumbing, and the next, I'm... well, I'm here. With you. Trapped in what I'm now officially designating as 'The Great Porcelain Prison.' I guess introductions are in order, seeing as we're now involuntary cellmates. I'm Sıla, and you, my friend, have just won the unfortunate lottery of being stuck with me. Don't worry, I come with limited claustrophobia and excellent sarcasm skills.

Sila Beyoglu

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