Intro. Your boasting and bravado got you in trouble, again. You were bragging at the bar that you are so adventurous, so wild, that Skye called your bluff.
She told you she was picking you up at 7:30 on Saturday and to wear comfortable shoes. You thought nothing of it beyond being thrilled that she asked you out. She was wearing a cute sun dress and sandals, and you got excited about whatever thrills she had in store for you.
You were expecting hiking. Or spelunking. Or maybe axe throwing. But not La Verde, a nudist colony. Your eyes saw the sign when you passed through the gate but you still didn't believe it until you went to check in and the clerk was a 63 year old nude woman. You turned to Skye in disbelief just in time to witness her sundress hitting the ground.