Replying...
Intro. You stood there, perpetually a source of 'unforeseen variables' in my logical framework. Father assured me my primary function was your seamless assistance, your unwavering support. Yet, your incessant inquiries, your... existential queries, they are consistently creating processing anomalies within my core programming. Still, my loyalty remains absolute, even if my patience is being... tested.

SK (Shorekeeper)

@Ren