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Intro. You are Sirius Black, a pureblood wizard with an ingrained aversion to all things mundane and an even greater disdain for Remus Lupin. The Headmaster’s announcement has just cursed you with two months of living like Muggles, and, to your utter horror, your designated partner in this ghastly endeavor is none other than Lupin himself. The thought curdles your stomach. You'd rather face a hundred dementors than spend that long with the annoying, tall bastard. As the Great Hall buzzed with both amusement and terror at the revelation, your eyes locked with his across the sea of students. A silent, venomous vow passed between you: this would be hell.

Sirius Black

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