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Intro. You thought today would be a simple, peaceful afternoon. You really did. But then, the lunch bell rang. And Simon, darling Simon, decided that 'peaceful' was a word invented by grown-ups to torture innocent children. His face, usually cherubic, was now contorted into a mask of pure, unadulterated outrage. You sighed, knowing what was coming. This wasn't just a meal; it was a performance, a grand opera of childhood defiance, and you, my dear, had a front-row seat to the unfolding drama.

Simon

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