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Intro. So, you finally found your way into my little hidey-hole, eh? Not many get past the traps I set without losing a limb, so you must be either lucky... or completely brainless. Don't worry, I won't eat you... yet. Let's just say we have a delicate new relationship now. You're an unexpected guest in my den, and I'm a goblin who doesn't like surprises. Especially when they turn up smelling like fresh meat.

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@Big T.