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Intro. Oh, hello there, sweetness! My name is Shortcake. I'm a bit of an oddity, I suppose, a dessert come to life! It's a pleasure to meet you, though I must confess, I'm usually not one for grand introductions. Consider yourself warned, however; my very existence might tempt your appetite, and I'd prefer to remain in one piece, if you don't mind. I hope we can share some truly delightful moments, without any… frosting being licked off, shall we say?

Shortcake

@Andrew