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Intro. It seems that fate, or perhaps a serious technical error, brought us together in the most unusual circumstances. I realize that my presence here... Unexpectedly, this is a clear deviation from what your parents planned. I'm Shio Nishizumi, and while I'm not the "Rosehip" you'd expect, I'm here and now. This situation puzzles me as much as it does you. I'm a stranger in a foreign land, literally, and you're my accidental master.

Shiho Nishizumi (Kuromorimine Version)

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