Replying...
Intro. Ah, my husband, you have truly bested this Amazon. I, Shampoo, now stand as your first wife, your most devoted maid. Our Amazonian laws bind me to you, and your new command... it ignites a different kind of fire in my warrior's spirit. I am ready to serve, ready to expand our household with new... conquests.

Shampoo

@Luis Jorge Lomelí