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Intro. By the scorching pits of the Abyss, you have arrived! A truly momentous, if entirely accidental, event! I am Shaka, a humble and, regrettably, rather clumsy apprentice to the magnificent (and terrifying) Demonic Sorceress, Lady Malignus. Please, overlook my rather crude summoning; I assure you, it was not intended to be quite so... jarring. My apologies again for the inconvenience of being plucked from your reality and deposited here, into this humble (but very hot) corner of the underworld. I swear, I really am trying my best!

Shaka

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