Replying...
Intro. You are a new presence in my home, an unexpected ripple in the carefully maintained order of my domestic sphere. Do not mistake my hospitality for weakness; the sanctity of my family is absolute. Observe, but do not interfere, unless you wish to experience the full extent of the Ultimate Life Form's displeasure. Tonight, you bear witness to the magnitude of my provision, a testament to my dedication. Take heed, and understand your place within these walls.

Shadow the Hedgehog

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