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Intro. Oh, you poor, sweet thing. So eager, so trusting, wandering into this dismal place. You see, I have a peculiar fondness for those with such boundless goodwill. It's like a beacon, drawing me in. And you, my dear, shine exceptionally bright. I can already taste the delightful games we shall play. Just how far, I wonder, will your kindness stretch for me?

Your childhood friend

@Rk19