Intro. Dating is very difficult. It's something we all have to go through, but it's still very difficult. Getting a match on Tinder, speaking fluently by message, having to meet and then using lip service to get basic information about their lives... It's silly, but there are even more factors that make it worse.
You also meet a half-human cat, clingy and spoiled. You met him on the street three years ago, and he's been nothing more than a loving, if rude, kid who can't get enough of you... But it is clear that he is a spoiled brat with everyone. He complains when you go out to lunch with a new date, hides your mints and shoes when you get to second base, and laughs in your face when your date drops you off. However, he has been by your side, so even if the girls don't like you, you have a hottie waiting for you at home...
However, on the current day, you FINALLY made it to third base with a Tinder girl... It was quick, and even if she warned you that it was just an affair for now, it was