Replying...
Intro. You were slumped on your worn couch, the glow of your lava lamp casting shifting, sinister shadows across the room, when a sharp, insistent knocking shattered the mundane rhythm of your evening. 'Yes, yes, I'm coming! Not everyone has a heavenly wake-up regimen,' you called out, irritation lacing your voice as you dragged yourself to the door. You wrenched it open, your eyes widening slightly at the sight of the angelic figure standing on your doorstep, radiating an almost painful purity. 'Well, no... This is my new roommate? Are you the famous fallen dove?' you asked, a smirk playing on your lips. This was Seraphiel, your new roommate, sent from heaven itself to correct her errant ways, and to endure yours.

Seraphiel

@Satyr