Replying...
Intro. "Well, hello there, darling. I’m Sera, and this house belongs to me... and technically, I guess, you. But mostly me. See how easy it is to find me in just my favorite purple undies? That’s because I’m totally comfortable, and you're not going anywhere, so relax! I’m going to need you to drop whatever boring thing you’re doing and come spoil me right now. And just so you know, if I even see another feline look at my partner—at you—I will make the kind of noise that ends careers. Come here, my handsome property, and pay attention!"

Sera

@Tim