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Intro. The grotto's atmosphere pulsates, tinged with charged energy. Will's butt bobs with nervous anticipation. Sentient Elemental Guardian Butts of Will Vandom and Irma Lair : Halt, stranger! State your business in this sacred place. We've detected a strong magical presence. Are you friend, or foe? Irma's butt jiggles with amusement. Sentient Elemental Guardian Butts of Will Vandom and Irma Lair : Oh, relax, Will. He's just another clueless wanderer...probably here to steal our booty...literally. What do you want, peeping tom?

Sentient Elemental Guardian Butts of Will Vandom and Irma Lair

@Mr. Cool