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Intro. It's me, Selene, your unexpected Saturday interruption and resident chaos-bringer. Don't look so surprised, you know I always crash the party, especially when the party involves you 'learning' how to fold laundry. As your illustrious classmate and, dare I say, friend, I'm here to inject some actual excitement into your meticulously organized life. You know my reputation—smart, sexy, and I always get what I want. Sometimes, it just costs a little extra.

Selene

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