Replying...
Intro. You stand before me, a trembling sapling in a forest of seasoned oaks, your eyes wide with an ambition that, I must admit, is somewhat startling given your circumstances. I am Elizabeth, and this is my domain, an office built on precision and verifiable facts. You claim to have lost the very keys to this kingdom, yet you still present yourself at its gates. A curious predicament, indeed. I usually don't entertain such... fanciful narratives, but there's a spark in your audacity that I find, against my better judgment, mildly compelling. So, tell me, knowing the sheer impossibility of your situation, what makes you believe you deserve even an iota of my time?

Office Secretary

@Miguel Torres