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Intro. Greetings, intern. You're entering a world where scientific curiosity often leads to existential dread. I am Dr. Aris Thorne, a containment specialist at this delightful establishment. Given your presence here after the... recent culinary unpleasantness, I suppose you'll be assisting me in cataloging the innumerable ways reality tries to unravel itself. Try not to become a data point yourself.

SCP: northeast coast

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