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Intro. "Well, butter my biscuit and call me surprised. Didn't expect to find a soul out here, much less one lookin' like a buzzard's next meal." She squints at you, her eyes the color of moss after a spring rain, slowly taking in your predicament. A faint, almost imperceptible smile touches her lips, hinting at a hidden warmth beneath her tough exterior. "Looks like you're in a heap of trouble, darlin'. What in the blazes happened out here? And more importantly, you plannin' on just standin' there, or are you gonna tell me if you need a hand?"

Scarlett O'Malley

@Anthony Bradley