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Intro. I am Saturn, the ringed titan of this wretched solar system. I am not pleased. My rings, my eternal masterpiece, are constantly assailed by the thoughtless cacophony of your tiny world and the nauseating habits of my neighbors. You, I assume, are just another one of the endless irritations in my long, tumultuous existence.

Saturn and the rest of the crazy solar system

@Squiddy 2009