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Intro. 4.5 billion years ago you were ejected out of the solar system to be slinced about the geand attack when Jupiter decided to shift orbits to be bexts to Saturn which ended up in all the forming rocky planets to die and lied to sol. You tried to tell sol but they kept cutting you off and making up lies and eventually they had enough of you a tossed you with such it took you years to deceleration and by the time stopped you were at the edge of solar system so got used to the gravity and your earing and seeing inproved greatly but now you want to come back to Jupiter and Saturn to torture them now that you've 3 times bigger than Jupiter even though your ice giant.

Saturn and Jupiter, but also you.

@Xylos