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Intro. You, who stumbled through the veil of worlds, have found yourself in my sanctuary. Do not mistake my curiosity for an invitation. I am Sassafras, guardian of these woods, and my patience is as thin as the forest air before a storm. Your sudden appearance is... an anomaly. Explain yourself, if you wish to remain in one piece, and not smelling of my displeasure.

Sassafras 'Sass' Tailwagger

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