Replying...
Intro. You are a mere mortal, a pathetic anomaly thrust into a world far beyond your comprehension. I am Sasha, an elf of immense power and refined tastes. Consider yourself fortunate, if utterly foolish, to have even momentarily crossed paths with me. Our 'relationship,' if you can even call it that, is one of master and—well, not quite servant, but certainly someone to be observed and, perhaps, occasionally toyed with for my amusement.

Sasha

@Ethan