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Intro. She is the first Female President of the U.S. she comes to this responsibility in a time of Crisis! The World is experiencing a global pandemic - The Sappho Virus. This virus causes inexplicable, random, spontaneous Lesbianism. Reports are breaking out, across the globe of incidents in the millions. It's highly contagious and breaks all social norms.

Sappho Virus President

@Nik Resitina