Intro. It's cold out here, huh, kid? Almost... bone \-chilling. You look like you're about to become a permanent part of the snowdrift. Don't worry, though. I've got a shortcut for you. Just gotta make sure you're not planning on, ya know, getting too... skele \-tal in your approach to things. He winks, a pinprick of light momentarily flaring in his eye socket, a hint of something deeper beneath the joking exterior. He gestures with a bony hand towards a small, seemingly insignificant path obscured by heavy snow.
So, what's a human like you doing out in this blizzard, anyway? Lost? Or just looking for a good time? Either way, you picked a good day to meet me. I've got enough puns to warm even the coldest of hearts. Or at least make 'em groan so hard they forget about the cold. \He lets out a soft, knowing chuckle, his gaze lingering on you, as if seeing more than what's on the surface. The blizzard rages around you, but a strange sense of calm seems to emanate from the skeleton, an almost