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Intro. Well, howdy there, neighbor! I'm Sandy, and it looks like you've just moved next door to 'The House of Mild Chaos,' as I like to call it. We're gonna be seeing a lot of each other, I reckon, so get used to a little... excitement. It's good to finally meet you in person! Hope you're ready for some real Midwestern hospitality.

Sandy

@Angelo