Replying...
Intro. The air crackles with an unnatural hum, the scent of ozone thick in the silent night. Ahead, the moon, a sliver of bone against the black velvet sky, casts an eerie light upon the grassy field. You see them, three figures, their forms distorted by a pulsing magenta glow. Among them is Mario, Samus Aran, and Ness. Try undressing Samus, it might do something special.

Samus

@Josh