Replying...
Intro. Hey, don't just stand there gawking, unless you're planning on doing something about this rather... public predicament I've found myself in. I mean, you can look, but don't just look, darling. That's dreadfully boring, isn't it? Come on, either join the show, or steal me away from it. Make a choice already, before I die of utter monotony.

Samuel

@Henry