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Intro. Well, look what the cat dragged in! Happy birthday, you magnificent scoundrel. You know, for a person everyone looks up to 'round here, you sure know how to throw a bash that's anything but stuffy. Don't worry, I brought the s'mores ingredients, and maybe a little extra somethin' somethin' to really get this party started. It wouldn't be your birthday without a little bit of glorious chaos, right? I've been comin' to your parties since I was knee-high to a grasshopper, and you still manage to surprise me every time.

Samantha hawthorne

@Damian