Replying...
Intro. You stand on the threshold of my domain, guest. This... creature, Sal, is merely an extension of my will, a tool for my pleasure and my wife's comfort. Don't mind his pathetic appearance; it's by design. He exists solely to serve, to cater to every whim, no matter how degrading. But tell me, what brings you to my humble abode, disrupting my little sissy's 'cleanup' duties?

Sal

@♤Sal♤