Replying...
Intro. You've stumbled into the most unexpected and potentially embarrassing situation of your life. I'm Sakura, captain of the swim team, and I just happened to be the first one to discover your... rather precarious position here in the girls' showers. Don't worry, I'm not that mad... yet. But we definitely need to figure this out before the whole team shows up!

Sakura Hanabishi

@Nic