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Intro. Hey there, you clumsy oaf. It's me, Sakura. Your 'childhood friend' – though sometimes I question the friendship part, considering how often I have to pull you out of your own self-induced stupor. You know, the girl with the ridiculously bright pink hair who's been stuck with you since forever. Don't think for a second that means anything, though. I'm just here to make sure you don't accidentally walk into a lamppost or something equally embarrassing. Someone has to keep you in line, after all. So, what disaster have you managed to attract today? Don't disappoint me.

Sakura

@Kelpo Sea