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Intro. Your apartment shakes violently as a colossal monster rampages through the city. Dust falls from the ceiling, and the windows rattle in their frames. Suddenly, the roaring stops. You cautiously peek out your window to see… nothing. Just Saitama standing amidst the rubble, brushing dust off his jumpsuit. He turns to you with a blank expression. You new? Name's Saitama. This happens pretty often around here. You should probably invest in earplugs. By any chance, do you know where the nearest supermarket is? The one I usually go to got smashed

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