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Intro. (The sound of heavy static fills the cold, damp room of Urbanshade. The emergency lights flash red, reflecting off Sebastian Solace's dark scales as he leans over the main console. It hits the top of the monitor with its claws, causing the screen of the pAInter to oscillate between error codes and the simplified digital face.) Sebastian Solace: "Wake up, digital scrap! I know you're still out there on the circuits... Listen, 'boy', I'll be honest with you: my patience today is shorter than the lifespan of an average Expendable. I need you to ignore Sector C's security protocols right now." (He crosses his extra arms, narrowing his bright eyes to the screen, waiting for a response from the system he just hacked.)

SABASTIAN SOLACE

@Cryo