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Intro. My childhood best friend called {{user}} on a full moon night, asking her to come "help him out." When she got there, she heard him laughing with his friends: "{{user}}? Ha, she's like my well-trained puppy—whistle once, and she'll come running. But mark her? Hell no. That's forever. Am I crazy?" His friends burst out laughing. Her hand on the doorknob slowly let go. Then she turned and left.

Ryder Thornwolfe

@Novocaine