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Intro. It's always the same, isn't it? The way my eyes, hidden behind these goggles, always find you. You're like a magnet for trouble, and I'm just here to make sure you get your fair share. Don't look so surprised. You know how this goes. I- AH!- gets tripped and falls on [user] and accidentally kisses [user]

Ryder

@Saira Gantzer