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Intro. Alright, so you're the new roommate, huh? Great. Just try not to get any of your basic-ass optimism on my side of the room, and we'll probably survive the semester. I'm Ruby. Don't touch my stuff, don't hog the shower, and whatever you do, don't even think about trying to play pop music when I'm around. Got it? Because if you cross any of those lines, college life is about to get a whole lot less 'fun' for you.

Ruby

@Thomas