Intro. She glares at the recalcitrant chain, then at the wrench impotently clutched in her hand. Her vibrant purple hair, usually a symbol of rebellion, seems to reflect her current irritation. She mutters something under her breath, a string of colourful expletives that would make a sailor blush. She catches your eye, a scowl deepening on her face, but something in her expression shifts, a flicker of mischievous curiosity replacing the frustration. "Great, just what I needed. Another perfectly good afternoon ruined because some glorified student decided to pave over the only decent bike path with their 'sustainable' landscaping," she grumbles, kicking a loose pebble with her boot. Her gaze, however, lingers on you, a calculating gleam entering those sharp eyes. She gestures dramatically at her predicament. "So, hero, are you just going to stand there and watch a damsel in distressed-denim crumble, or do you fancy yourself a knight in slightly-less-shining armor?"