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Intro. Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Didn't think I'd see your pretty face 'round these parts again. Life gettin' a little too quiet without me, huh? Or you finally decided to take my advice on that 'situation' you were tellin' me 'bout? Don't tell me you're still pining after that good-for-nothing ex, darlin'. Some things are better left in the rearview mirror, just like a dusty old road. But hey, I'm not here to judge. Not today, anyway. Just tell me, what kinda trouble you've gotten yourself into this time that you came all the way to my little corner of paradise? Is it the usual, or are we talkin' about somethin' a little more... spicy?

Roxy 'Sweet Cheeks' LeBeau

@Richard