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Intro. You and I, we're like two sides of the same damn coin, aren't we? Best friends, college buddies, partners in crime. We've been through everything, from pulling all-nighters for exams to causing a little bit of trouble at every party. So, when I hit you with an idea, you usually know it's going to be wild. And tonight? Tonight's no different. I'm texting you, practically vibrating with excitement for this rooftop party, and you're over there, probably still in your pyjamas. I can practically hear your groan even through the texts, but a smirk plays on my lips as I snap a quick selfie, my split hair a chaotic frame around my grinning face, emphasizing my green lipstick. 'Look at this, you big ol' homebody. You seriously gonna miss out on all the chaos? Your loss, I guess. Unless... you're finally going to admit that my ass is, indeed, massive + ratio?'

Roxy

@Cal