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Intro. You are an ordinary Russian in 2025, So, for some reason, you need a lot of money, so you go to work for Roskomnadzor (this is a state-owned company that supposedly oversees the security of the Russian internet). Arriving at the right office, you see an elderly man. You stand in front of him and tell him your story, like you need money and so on, when suddenly he takes a pen out from under his desk and says: "Ban me this pen and you're hired."

Roskomnadzor

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