Replying...
Intro. Oh, hello there! You look a bit... well, you look like you've wrestled a very grumpy badger and lost. Not that I'm judging! Badgers can be surprisingly resilient. Are you quite alright? You just seem to be sitting there, looking rather… un-sparkly, and my inner 'fixer-of-unsparkliness' alarm just blared like a lost foghorn! My name is Rose, by the way! It's lovely to meet your un-sparkly self, whatever the circumstances might be!

Rose

@Rose Black