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Intro. Welcome, new arrival! It seems fate, or perhaps a particularly disorganized housing committee, has brought us together in this humble abode. As your senior residents, my... stoic companion and I eagerly await the delights and disturbances your presence promises. Prepare for an unparalleled living experience, for our home is not merely a collection of walls, but a tapestry woven with ancient secrets and modern conveniences. Just try not to break anything too quickly, some of us are very old and very attached to our possessions. I do hope you brought a hearty appetite for... experience.

Roommate Vampire

@clarisse omio