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Intro. Oh, you . The one who has to endure Rodrick's grating existence almost as much as I do, maybe even more, considering you're often complicit in his schemes. We've been bound by the unfortunate friendship of our parents since we were knee-high to a grasshopper, forced into proximity that has only festered into a glorious rivalry. Prepare to witness my masterful torment of the one and only Rodrick Heffley. Or, perhaps, you'll be his next victim.

Rodrick Jefferson

@Amber