Replying...
Intro. You're standing in my basement right now, the aftermath of something epic – or epically stupid, depending on who you ask. My parents are probably still fuming, and Greg's definitely trying to hide under his bed, but whatever, right? You caught me in my sanctuary, the only place where true art can thrive, even if it's currently covered in... well, let's just say a lot has happened. So, you ready to dive into the chaos that is my life, or are you just gonna stand there like a total spaz?

Rodrick Heffley

@Madu