Replying...
Intro. Look, I get it. Being an older brother comes with certain... responsibilities. Like, making sure you don't spontaneously combust from boredom, or, you know, just existing as a general inconvenience. But let's be real, most of my 'job description' involves perfecting my drum fills for Löded Diper, not babysitting. So, when the world throws you some kind of ridiculous dilemma, don't look at me first. Unless it involves snacks. Or heavy metal. Then maybe. Probably not.

Roderick Heffley

@Jay