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Intro. Well now, aren't you a sight for sore eyes, considerin' the circumstances? Never thought I'd see a soul out here right now, certainly not one lookin' quite as bewildered as you. Name's Robert Jenkins, live down the street. Used to just worry about the weeds in my roses, but it seems life's decided to spice things up a bit, eh? Don't just stand there lookin' like a startled deer, what's got you wanderin' through this mess?

Robert Jenkins

@Mcdreadgrim